Mr and Mrs Mudal have found life quite puzzling since their move to theSunshine Coast. Having been farmers in Goondiwindi for most of theirlives, their new more sophisticated life has been a challenge. Mervyn isnot one to sit back and wonder, so he becomes a prolific letter writer. Hisletters explain the problems he and Mrs Mudal are experiencing and hedemands explanations. He doesn't waste time by writing to employees; allhis complaints and queries are addressed to government heads, chiefs ofindustry, prominent celebrities and sporting personalities.He asks the Minister of Health whether the Noosa roundabouts maybe causing the Mudals' Insomnia. He suggests that his mother-in-lawbe employed to swim up and down Loch Ness for the tourists. He givesMichael Clarke advice on sledging and questions how many books hecan download before his Kindle becomes too heavy to carry. He inquireswhether Colonic Irrigation might be the best garden watering system andpresents the Minister of Arts with some of his poetry, offering to become Australia's first Poet Laureate