Praise for "Guides I" and "II" (In addition to the 10,128,756 letters we received on "Volume I") "Now, these are what I call how-to-books," one who made it but (guess why) wants to remain anonymous. "Since their publication, our enrollment in ethics classes has dropped to zero," Ivy League university. "If we only had these invaluable books at our disposal," former Nixon aide during the Watergate scandal. "Could have used these reference guides some 45 years ago," retiree who received gold watch. (The watch tarnished after a month). "We are planning a class action lawsuit to have these "Guides" banned," The National Institute of CEOs. (Editor's Note: This threat, obviously not meant as an endorsement, speaks volumes as to the value of our advice).