At last Salvation from the distance learning horror show Well, maybe "salvation" is too strong of a word. The only thing that will truly be our salvation from distance learning is THE END OF DISTANCE LEARNING. But in the meantime, at least we can be distracted by The Distance Learning Activity Book For Parents Just Barely Holding On To Their Last Shred Of Sanity. Activities include: - Distance Learning Merit Badges, like "Bargained With Higher Power" and "Abandoned Hope, Succumbed To Despair"- The Distance Learning Survey Your Child's School Does Not Have The Nerve To Send- Create Your Distance Learning Nickname- Build Your Distance Learning Wardrobe- What's Your Distance Learning Personality? The Really Awesome Quiz- Would You Rather...? - Distance Learning Yoga- Word Scramble Affirmations- The Marriage Vows We Actually Needed- Your Distance Learning Report Card. And more Because sweet Beelzebub, distance learning suuuuuucks soooooo muuuuuuch and we all need an excuse to ignore the dark feelings brewing in our soul.Warning: this book includes profanity because four out of five scientists agree that swearing offers temporary relief from the soul-sucking effects of distance learning.