Let's Get Ready To Bumble

Would you look at that: Rosmerta O'Ceallaigh has become a fully-competent bard, able to write her own original tunes and captivate a crowd like a regular Jizzy Gillespie. What's more, her contract with King Arthur has been deemed null and void, thanks to the effects of the Interpantheon Collective's upcoming Clash of the Gods(TM). Now she's being asked to play the show of her career, a time-space continuum-spanning grudge match between all of the gods of creation. But interdimensional intrigue is small potatoes compared to what's coming to her from the frozen wastes of Midgard: a peerless skald.


Gudleik Sigbjornsson has finally done it. He's landed on the shores of Albion, ready to participate in whatever insanity the gods have cooked up for him. And it turns out that fame and fortune are on the menu, including a spot on the entertainment roster for the Clash of the Gods(TM). But Gudleik is left to wonder what it's all worth when he finds himself sharing the recording studio with a captivating red-headed bard.


As Rosmerta is called upon to regale the crowds with her talents, she finds herself overcome with a strange sensation for a certain Norseman. And in between his own responsibilities to the gods, Gudleik is falling hard for Rosmerta.


Will our two heroes figure out how to navigate true love while the deities lay on a thick helping of perverted jokes?


The Flower Of Creation: Every Show Needs A Finale is the third book in the Druid Trilogy comedic fantasy series. If you like the air thick with blue humor, extremely quirky characters, and irreverently distorted legends, then you'll love Andrew Marc Rowe's hilarious adventure.


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