Humans are strange creatures. Complications wrapped in contradictions, almost impossible to understand. Now, for the first time in print, Kim Wazere, freelance philosopher and observational human, brings you the ultimate guide to understanding the human condition. Contained within these pages is everything you need to know about everyone you're going to know on your trip through this crazy world of ours. Or not. To be honest, this book is a joke. It contains no wisdom, but it might make you chuckle a bit. Get it for yourself, get it for a friend, get it because it takes up just enough space on your bookshelf to keep the other books from tipping over. Whatever reasons you might have - GET THIS BOOK WARNING: Contains language that may be offensive to some readers.