I laughed my whole way through the writing of this book. If you have as much fun reading it as I had writing it, you are in for a real treat. For many years, I have collected the funniest things I've seen and put them in what I call "My Silly File." This file has become enormous over the years and it's time time share it with all you good people. After all, I can't take it with me when I "buy the farm." Have a blast reading it, laugh your ever-loving butt off, and share it with your friends - and maybe even your enemies (who will then become your friends). Keep on smiling and be someone else's reason to smile each day.