Oh, my God What happened to Lacy? Did you see what she wore to class today? She was always so shy and quiet. What's going on? Why Did She Become A Stripper? Was it because of her abusive home life? The fact that she was failing college? Or could it be that it's what she always wanted? It's hard to say, but it might be because Lacy Cornwall is using Pandora's Box: the world's first, real aphrodisiac. It's also a dangerous psychotropic drug and Lacy can no longer distinguish between fantasy and reality. She's hopelessly addicted and only the drug's creator, Professor Quentin Broomfield, can save her. But does he want to? In The Girl In the Impossible Bottle, you'll find an amazing collection of strange characters and a sexy, humorous adventure about a college freshman gone bad and the fall from grace of a staid, stuffy professor. They're friends, but can they become lovers? Or is the cost to Quentin's soul too high?