Do you feel like you're heading for a showdown in the old west? Are your six-shooters loaded and your spurs polished? Are you Good? Are you Bad? Are you Miscellaneous? Are you looking for buried gold? Have all the dollars slipped through your fist? Are you itching to try out rude hand gestures from around the world? Are you at an emotional crossroads? What wanna-be TV shows were cancelled after just one episode? Do you want to improve your vocabulary, especially the "F" words? Are you passionate about faux factoids? How do you spot dine-and-dashers? Do you hope to be exposed to items of New Century Dada? Have you seen no evil? Have you smelled no evil? Are you sure you're ready to learn to play Cribbarkle? What foods should you avoid? What's in our sharks' stomachs? Can you find the differences? Do you hanker for some fine vacation poetry? What are some of Mug and Mali's Signature Cocktails (like the Urine Sample No 2, or the Wednesday Whacker)? What are some less-than-popular film sequels? Are you deciding whether or not to run with scissors? Do you want to find out if you are a poor schmuck? Don't you want to see Dada-based automatic pictures and cocktails? If you like your books with a high picture-to-text ratio (if you know what we mean), then get this miscellaneous mixture of cocktails, photo mash-ups, silly factoids, and emotion-laden drinking. In spite of fuming mobs of relatives and literary agents, Mug and Mali excreted to this new volume of unkempt miscellany. Readers will find the miscellany startling and the cocktails addicting - and vice-versa. "The Good, The Bad and The Miscellaneous" is vulgar, yet ludicrous, over-shadowing such lesser works as, "The Urban Guide to Spit" and "Do Trousers Matter?" It's another piece of work that will keep you up nights reading and drinking. Enjoy "I used to be a wallflower but now I'm the life of the party thanks to Miscellany 34. You've hit a new level with this one. People are astonished by my increased vocabulary and interesting factoids. I see them whispering and pointing as I pass. I'm now the most interesting man in the world thanks to you." - DR