It's financial crunch-time for Great Britain. The galactic interest charges on the National Debt must be paid. The Prime Minister and the Chancellor of the Exchequer are desperate to sell assets to raise cash. Only one man can save the nation. Jason Bryggs. He'll sell anything to maximise his bonus.... "The things that tee me off about our illustrious and honourable Members of Parliament is their sanctimonious lying, that they are completely useless, totally incompetent and spend most of their time fiddling their expenses. That's when they're not half-drunk or chasing cute staffers round the desks. A right bunch of creeps. And what really makes me mad is that they get their expenses refunded in a flash I've been trying to get some of my bonus, hard earned let me tell you, with zero results. I get a bonus when I've sold off some British asset and the PM can pay a bit of the National Debt, with the proceeds. You can see that I'm making a real contribution to the country while the elected creeps - benefit cheats to a a man and woman - do damn all. I'm the Government's number one salesman. Jason Bryggs. Appointed to sell whatever I can that's British. There wasn't much left to sell of poor old UK when I started, I can tell you, but thanks to my native creativity and true British grit, I'm hoping to sell the Isle of Wight, the House of Lords and the SAS plus a few other assets which I'm not allowed to divulge under the new Freedom of Information act......"