If you like stories containing despicable old women hatching despicable schemes or want to see just how far they'd go to to win a pie contest - this is for you. After reading this cautionary tale, you will never trust an old person again. When a wicked act is committed in a patisserie in Paris that makes enemies of two old women, they imagine never seeing each other again. But when they discover they have retired to the very same village, they are able to rekindle the fierce hatred they had for each other. They take turns exacting their spiteful revenge - trading vile blows the way cunning old women do, but it is the advent of the 44th Village Pie Contest that not only brings the worst out in them, but makes them realise that enemies share more in common than they thought. The Machiavellian acts reach a new low when a young contender vies for the prize. But who will be crowned the winner? And will the gentle village folk ever be the same?