"On September 3rd 2015, Judge Richard M. Berman upheld the four-game suspension of the New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady for the football tampering scandal commonly known as Deflategate. The impact of this decision was felt the following week, when Ben Roethlisberger's touchdown pass to Antonio Brown late in the fourth quarter sealed a rare win for the Pittsburgh Steelers at Foxboro..." This is an original SportFiction(TM) parody about an extraordinary football team and a season that was never meant to happen.