*The life altering collection of unbelievably humorous articles, poems, observations, cartoons, ramblings and rumblings, etc. that make up this book represents a set of comments, compilations and catcalls on the human condition. They're not intended to shed any light whatsoever on anything at all but are, hopefully, intended to put a smile on your face, a song in your heart and maybe clear up your eczema. If you enjoy the book don't blame me.