Your official source for unofficial golf etiquette. Are you clueless about golf etiquette? Are you a beginning golfer? Have you been invited to play golf with the boss and you've never played? Are you tired of being the last one picked for a golf tournament? Are you simply a hopeless golfer? This book is for you! The Hopeless Golfer will take you from the parking lot to the 19th Hole and help you act "like you've been there before" ... even though your score will give you away...