Who knew that doughnuts could be so deadly? Roman Garstang is obsessed with food- particularly squidgy splodge raspberry jam doughnuts. When Roman's Monday-morning snack catches the eye of Jane Dixon, it's the perfect opportunity for him to dazzle the prettiest girl in class. Isn't it? Unfortunately his sweet tooth has also attracted the attention of Darren Gamble. the class lunatic . . . After a sticky week of jam-fuelled disaster involving flying jellyfish, a getaway van, a punk guinea pig and a riot at an old people's tea party, Roman realises that not only is life full of surprises but some sugar-coated treats really aren't as sweet as they seem.