He was a middle-aged private detective in the body of a ten-year-old boy and she was a UN helicopter pilot. They couldn't stand the sight of each other. Then the helicopter pilot fell in love with Mohammad Atta, the notorious 9/11 suicide-bomber and the ten-year-old decided to save her from herself. So they fought and they fit and they scratched and they bit till nothing was left but their nails and the tips of their tails. Seventy-year-old Gert Bumstead would come to the little boy's aid by disguising him as a girl. The British Secret Service, Interpol and dozens of terrorists, both living and dead, would be dragged into the fray that would start in the Cairo Immigration Center and end on a life raft in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.