The Nuts, Kooks and The Crazy. A Tale of Love, Lust, Betrayal & Murder in my travels Across America. Just kidding- The story is about a bunch of kooks & nuts I've met living in various places, traveling around the country and running into idiots. Mind you, this is nothing but pure D-assed gossip, rumor, speculation and what I can remember to the best of my recollection.