Thorkin Nailsson is one of the most compelling legends of the 20th Century. His life story has inspired many unknown writers to set down their defamatory lies for many years (about thirty) without consequence. No more Sickened by these malicious tales, Thorkin Nailsson has emerged from exile to set the story straight. In this, his first saga, he unleashes the Truth Sword to slay the slanderous snakes where they roost and mate. From one disgusting revelation to the next, Thorkin's honesty will make you cringe with delight. From his humble beginnings in the small village of Gorpeland, to the heights of the Norwegian Adult Entertainment industry (mainly above the sixty-third parallel) and back down again, Thorkin Nailsson's candor is equally horrific as it is heartwarming. Extensive notes and commentary are provided, helping the reader to enter the world of this timeless saga of Thorkin's youthful adventures."