In the wake of a terrible break-up, Jet Tea takes to the high streets of suburban West London to drown his sorrows with his society-hating friends. While his friends are content to spend their time getting their genitals out on dance floors, bashing commuters' skulls with golf clubs and finding ever-more creative uses of the C-word, Jet Tea quickly realises he needs to find love, and will look everywhere for it. Except for where he should be looking. And just what is a vagrant claiming to be a wizard doing amidst all of this? Love, laughter, music and magic combine in this hilarious depiction of the booze-fueled wasters of England's dead-end towns.