Funny, inspiring and thought-provoking celebrity quotes about sex, love, life, humor, marriage and relationships, and how we are all connected.
"We are all born sexual creatures, thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift."
-Marilyn Monroe
"Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love."
-Butch Hancock
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it's pretty damn good."
-Woody Allen
"Sex is the driving force on the planet. We should embrace it, not see it as the enemy."
-Hugh Hefner
"Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn."
-Billy Crystal
"It was my uncle who taught me about the birds and the bees. He sat me down one day and said, 'Remember this, George, the birds fuck the bees.' Then he told me he once banged a girl so hard her freckles came off."
-George Carlin
"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."
-Steve Martin
"If I'm not interested in a woman, I'm straight-forward. Right after sex, I usually say, 'I can't do this anymore. Thanks for coming over "
-Vince Vaughn
"I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator. Oh no But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking for "The One." And I'll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time."
-Russell Brand