Citizens heed this warning, The Mad Mooner is on the loose. Quick as a wink, his pants are down, And he shows you his caboose. From the hilarious Public Service Announcement warning about The Mad Mooner, to the undersea concerts of King Crab and The Sand Castles, the creative genius and magic of Michael D. Schafer are on display throughout the pages of this book. Get A Case of the Homonyms, or find out What's Up. Witness Love in the Grocery Store or have a front row seat for The Supermarket Grand Prix. Meet Ice Chip and Dee Icer in a winter time love story or visit the unique town of Palindrome City. A lifelong resident of Wooster, Ohio, Mr. Schafer loves to do standup comedy and entertain people with his quirky brand of humor. As you flip through the pages of this book, you'll be amazed by the word play and poetic punmanship of Mr. Schafer. His adult oriented poems, as well as his poems for the inner child in all of us are creative, humorous, and always entertaining. They're guaranteed to put a smile on your face and leave you laughing out loud.