Some kids would risk almost anything to be thin, popular, and stop others from teasing them. But would you join the Midnight Diet Club? Esme is a slightly overweight teen-age girl who is hounded endlessly by three sinister bullies. In her quest to find acceptance she almost loses her soul in this funny, slightly scary, twist on vampire legends. Won 1st Prize in the Florida Writers Association Royal Palm LIterary Awards for Young Adult Fiction (Published), 2011 under previous title YOU NEVER SEE FAT VAMPIRES.