Hi, my name is Malcolm Murray, and welcome to the inside of my mind. Do not be scared of floating film streams around you. Floating around you are the funny memories of when I was a teen to when I was 27 years old. If you are here looking for the same travel stories of "I went here, did this, and you should go here," then you are in the wrong mind. These memories are the hilarious situations and experiences of being a young African-American, American, foreigner, male, or just a human being overseas. Yes, while here, it is acceptable to laugh at the mishaps that have taken place in my life so far. It is actually highly encouraged that you laugh because you know what they say, "Laughter is the best medicine," and you will be so medicated from my memories that you will feel the healthiest that you have ever felt in your life. Enough of me rambling on, without further ado, let's go on this adventure together and get to laughing. Let me warn you that these stories have intoxication and sexual experiences in them that will have you in awe but laughing at the same time. There is also some strong language in it, so readers' discretion is advised. Did you see what I did there, hahaha. So, strap up for this roller coaster ride and hold on. We are about to enter deeper into my memories in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 *hyperspeed into the memories*