HE was a gentleman thug who loved his family-even the bastard he was forced to raise. YOU are a lost and lonely wreck fleeing a delicious island utopia with your tail between your legs after another run-in with the local wildlife. I did the same damned thing I always do so you'll just have to fend for yourself until I get my teeth into something fresh and suntanned. THIS is a filthy mess, a muddled confessional, a hate crime of passion. This darkly comic, unapologetically bitter tale follows two brothers who realise a couple of seasons too late that this new century isn't going to be like the last. THIS is an exhaustive record of the lies they'll fool themselves with that splits us between a twisted England and a version of Denmark built with madness in mind. THIS is the tale of an island, two cities and the monsters we became or fell for.