Who wouldn't like to make so much money you could give up work and spend your days lazing on a beach? But how far would you go to make your dream come true? Three St Andrews' University graduates fond of magic mushrooms become terrorists, kidnap vulnerable elderly people, indulge in crude heart surgery and threaten the government with a 'dirty bomb' extortion plot from their lair in rat-infested tunnels 200 feet under central London. If Hunter S. Thompson, Thomas De Quincey and Flann O'Brien could have got together to write a crime comedy this would be it... An anarchic comedy of terrorists as stoned bunglers whose strategy seems to have been gleaned from the pages of the Beano.