Especially written by the world's least successful author, The Newness of New 2014 is an over-priced concoction of unlikely characters inelegantly engaging in pedestrian acts of filthy sex and phantom mathematics. This is not an odd book to read. This 310 page book is likely to be the oddest book you are ever likely to read. It is not a book you cannot put down should you commence reading it, the horrid ill conceived tale makes the book un-pickup able in the first place.