The only way to survive college and life is to imagine that every day is Halloween. As cynical as that might sound, it is kind of true. People think they are demi-gods, but they put a mask over that shit. People think they deserve more, but they put a mask over that shit. People think that their morals supersede other people's morals, but they put a mask over that shit. In any event, these "exaggerated" short stories might help you avoid the same mistakes. Or, these "minimalized" short stories might provide a humoristic aside to your future mistakes. In any event, beware of poisonous snakes