WARNING: This book is not for the faint of heart, weak of knee, or incontinent of bladder. It's been called funny, hilarious, clever, and magical. But it's never been called useful for a young magician looking to learn some new tricks. Written by a magical dimwit, The Only Magic Book You'll Never Need has been lovingly called "100 pages of fantastic nonsense." In it, you'll learn how to cauterize a severed torso, turn friends into enemies using super glue and headphones, and more. Becoming an illusionist has never been so impossible, dangerous, or funny. Read at your own risk. Attempt the tricks, and you'll put everyone else at risk. FREE Gift Inside: PDF Coloring Book of all pictures featured in the book!