Sofia Khan is just married. But no-one told her life was going to be this way . . . Her living situation is in dire straits, her husband Conall is distant, and his annoyingly attractive colleague is ringing all sorts of alarm bells. When her mother forces them into a belated wedding ceremony (elopement: you can run, but you can't hide), Sofia wonders if it might be a chance to bring them together. But when it forces Conall to confess his darkest secret, it might just tear them apart . . . Praise for Ayisha Malik 'Snort-diet-Coke-out-of-your-nostrils funny' Red 'Hilariously smart' Nikesh Shukla, editor of The Good Immigrant 'Move over Bridget Jones' Sunday Mirror ''Fun, fresh and funny' Mhairi McFarlane