Improbable, crazy, and nearly unbelievable events occur daily in Florida Whores and Lawyers (is there a difference?) walk among us with impunity -- until they cross the line. There's a soul of a pirate in all of us. A Witch and her familiar -- in the form of a parrot -- might possibly have eternal devotion and love, rendering her capable of the necessary manipulations to sort it all out-- Or so we'd like to believe