Love can be a beautiful thing. Or not. Follow our protagonist through his relationships as he combats the female psyche with the help of alcohol and cigarettes, his trusty allies. Sometimes the opposite sex can be a real drag. But, as The Penguin Club shows, relationships are only as serious as you make them, and in fact, are quite funny. Critically Acclaimed: 'Critics agree, they've never heard of me before' -Chet Shedleski