The Phantom of the Trump

Book 'Phantom of the Trump" has no analogs. It consists of 85 sharp cartoons and close to 600 brainy aphorisms, barbs, jocks, unique concentrations of satirical wisdom. Trumpbuster is a political obituary note.It is satirical autopsy report. Insults for special occasion against person who detrimental to our nation. This book fills with chemical that dissolves the trust in idol. A good aphorism is like a speed bump; it regulates the speed and annoys the driver. My aphorisms and cartoons are like a shell in the main gun, like a corkscrew in the bottle, like an owl in the ass. Satirical laugher is the only medicine against vanity; it is the very effective medicine against overblown authorities. Those who had ascended so high that they achieved orbit are still subject to the gravitational pull of satire. Donald Trump is presidential hopeful (hoaxfool). Trump considers himself a hacker who hacked the personal website of God and established an unlimited credit for himself. Too bad every a$$hole considers himself to be a cosmic size Collider Hole. Only a doctor can practice medicine, only a scientist can do experiments, However as sure Donald Trump, anyone with money and impudence can govern the country. Donald Trump is chief of mischief. Why people take fake promissory notes from serial bankrupt. I firmly believe any doctor-proctologist can compete with Donald Trump. He will do the same as Donald through the ass, but at least he will do it professionally. Free cheese is available only in Mouse Trump. Donald Trump's promises are like mushrooms. It's important to recognize the poisonous ones before you swallow them. As a doctor of common sense, I can officially state that medicine is powerless against some of Trump's ideas. The politics of Donald Trump differ from pornography in that both are indecent, but pornography at least makes you want to participate. After studing some of Donald's Trump ideas I jumped to the conclusion that he possesses only one intellectual wrinkle like the one he seats on. Some people choose their leaders with their hearts, some with their heads, and some with other spots. Sometimes in politics, the fight between the heart and the head wins the ass. Sometimes people fall in love with their charismatic, delusional emotional, compulsive megamaniac and such obsession always leads to disaster. I would give free contraceptives to Trump's naive admirers to stop their multiplication. Main guns are made not for decoration, but for shooting; Trump starts with shooting; imagine what he will do when he will be shooting from the Oval Office. If Donald Trump will get into power he will show his real face, and the citizenry will scream in fear. I am not Nostradamus, just KATZstadamus, but this is my prediction. After one more terrorists attack on American soil frighten American consumers will rush to "strong man" Donald Trump to beg for protection. His rating will be skyrocketed and he will win presidency. If Donald Trump will be elected, Republic founded by our forfathers will be diminished, constitution will be circumcised and lady Liberty will be systematically raped. Election of Donald Trump could be an American prolonged hara-kiri.

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After suffering a long diseased life in a socialist country Ilya Katz, who is a political refugee from the Soviet Union, became a good doctor himself - an expert of socialist plague prevention. Long ago he stepped on the path of war with socialistic idiotism and now has no intention to wash away war paint. In the Soviet Union Ilya Katz was a freedom fighter, a prisoner of conscience. And today an old warrior positively refuses to be a prisoner of nonsense. Thirty-eight years ago, an educator, director and writer pursued his American dream as the most educated night watchman in Chicago. In two months he became an adjunct professor of political studies for Loyola University, Columbia College and Central YMCA College simultaneously. He also became one of the most in-demand public speakers in Metropolitan Chicago. Thirty-five years ago Ilya Katz tirelessly worked for the Ronald Reagan campaign and was invited to the Presidential Inauguration Ball. Today he is active in the Tea Party Movement and is a frequent speaker at community meetings on our country slipping toward socialism. After moving to Florida Ilya Katz, a specialist in early Christian art and architecture, opened antique galleries "Le Louvre" in all major malls as not only a business but also educational centers. Youngsters who might otherwise get in trouble on the streets were introduced to the world of art. For the last five years Ilya Katz published fourteen conservative books on different political topics with sharp cartoons and aphorisms. Who are the more creative people in our society? - Of course, business entrepreneurs, writers, artists and movie directors are. They are all Ilya Katz professions. How many of them are in the US Congress? - Zero. Why are the most capable, talented and dedicated citizens not elected to represent the people? Unfortunately, establishment supports certain people, not certain ideas. Status quo politicians are trying to lead from behind; they promise to represent voters' wishes. In contrary, Ilya Katz hopes that his ideas will become voters' wishes. Ilya Katz is a conservative independent thinker with his own original extraordinary vision. Ilya Katz, doctor of common sense, is a secret weapon of coalition under the name "We the people." Eighty years young, father of four children, grandfather of three, he has dedicated his golden years to fight for liberty, on God's mission against Obamacare. Therefore, he is running as a candidate to US Senate from State of Florida.