NOT A CHANCE IN HELL: Fantasy Project - to find a way to induce irreverent and disgruntled youth to abandon stultifying social media and explore the great works of literature. Imaginary Method - a fictitious contest among college students whereby they are to match current headlines with quotes from historical or contemporary literature in as satirical a manner as possible. Forlorn Hope - that research will lead to awareness; awareness to appreciation; and appreciation to passion. Newsworthy Topic - the Trump presidency.