After reading "The Public School of IGNERUNT FQLZ," you will have to Confess that you have never seen anything quite like it, unless you have "red" other Mark Twain Literature, such as "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer," some of which has the Southern Accent of Huck Finn and Nigger Jim, which were not "ritn" in True "Funetik Ingglish," like this Inspired Book, which is "Illegal" in the "Skql uv Fqlz," which would strongly object to having all Children Learn how to "reed and riit" in less than a Month. (Otherwise, if they can already read standard English, they could possibly "Lern how tq reed and spel awl Werdz in les than wun Daa ") Therefore, you can understand WHY almost all such School Teachers might object to this Revolutionary Idea: beCause all such Children might be able to SKIP OVER X-amount of Nonsense in the "Skql uv Fqlz," and might even Actually Learn something very Useful with a Capital U - such as how to Avoid becoming future Tax Slaves, Interest Slaves, Insurance Slaves, Drug Slaves, and Work Slaves. After all, School Teachers do work for the Anti-Christ Cover-up Tax-master FALSE Federal Government, which has a Bad Reputation of being against anything that might be Reasonable and Logical, including "Funetik Ingglish." For Example, the Federal Government might spend 75$ for a single Screw that might cost only 10 Cents to produce it. One Gallon of Gas in Afghanistan was selling to Americans for 400$, if you can Believe it. And that is the Kind of a Wicked Federal Government that Ignorant Fools support with their hard-earned Tax Money. However, it is now Time for a Proper Bloodless REVOLUTION