The scene is a seaside guest house. The 'landlady' is a retired drag queen. Two friends from many a year gone by turn up. What could go wrong? There is a cast of three, and a simple set with no scenery changes. For the main character, Ella, much of it is a monologue, with countless asides to make the audience feel a part of it. The part of Ella will benefit, and extend the playing time of 80 - 90 mins typical, if played by someone happy with ad-libbing and able to 'play the audience'. It's crude, but it's a romp THIS IS A DISGUSTINGLY ADULT AND CAMP GAY-THEMED COMEDY WITH LITTLE OR NO REGARD FOR POLITICAL CORRECTNESS. IT IS NOT SUITABLE FOR MINORS OR ANYONE EASILY OFFENDED. The copyright holder states: Free licence is granted for public performances by amateur groups and organisations, and to professional players if the performance shall benefit a recognised charity, in which case a publicly declared donation will suffice.