We are free to speak, and above all, to listen, to tell, and to read jokes. In this book, we have embraced all categories of jokes from Animals to Lawyers to Welsh, giving readers the best ever told or written jokes on planet earth since the big bang. Based on sound clinical research, and about 200 rounds of beer, this book will win you over with traditional written mini-jokes - a joke that can be read in less than half a minute. In this project, which took approximately 10 years, we felt compelled to read and to listen to around 15,000 jokes. And only the best 3000 were selected for this book. The author, a teacher of languages (no joke), used his linguistics skills to translate a number of jokes from non-English speaking countries such as Japan or Scotland. And don't forget: half a dozen jokes a day keeps sadness away