Puke Machiavelli is a man cursed with the burdens of an unfortunate name and an unfortunate life to match. His already pretty tragic life created a whole new level of the word "calamitous" when his home planet, the Earth, went missing. He, his friend Max and three complete strangers were left the arduous and highly inconvenient task of re-locating it to prevent the demise of humanity. Three of these strangers included a girl with more secrets than middle names, a man on the run from one of the most dangerous and influential men in the Multiverse and hopelessly suicidal young man who wants nothing but to abort the entire mission and go home. And to die. But that's a little irrelevant in comparison, isn't it? The five strangers travel the Multiverse making far more high-ranking enemies than it can possibly be healthy to have in search of the planet Earth. One of the many is the leader of a mighty intergalactic war fleet, with quite probably more problems with his personal life than deadly assassins in his employment. As awkward as this may seem, they have a far greater enemy, watching them from what can be regarded as a comfortable distance. He watches their every move (well almost. Even the Multiverse's Most-Feared criminal has his limits.) waiting for a chance to destroy his greatest enemy - who is also their enemy...? How did they get pulled into this one again?