Four men conspire to come up with a scheme - that really only empties their bank accounts - so each can go out on an extravagant date with Clover, the Woman of Their Dreams. During the dates, each masquerades as a rich and important man to impress Clover, hoping she will fall madly in love with one of them. As each man arrives at Clover's apartment to pick her up for their date, the poor guy is sabotaged by Clover's next-door neighbor. The four unsuspecting, tea-totaling men are given substances that alter their already peculiar personalities. As a result, while on their dates, each man displays buffoonery that's so bizarre, silly, and shocking to everyone present that each date turns into comic disaster. Payback comes swiftly during a dinner party hosted by Clover. The four men play a series of practical jokes on Clover's next-door neighbor, resulting in the man's humiliation, as well as comic relief for the other guests at the party. But will any of the Romeos end up with the girl? Jerry Dampier studies philosophy and holds graduate degrees in psychology. He is the author of Alphatopbetics: Ideas we live with and live by every day of our life (non-fiction). He is also the author of the novels The Pedagogy and the Boys from Beal Alley Boulevard (science fiction), Trapped Between the Extremes of Good and Evil (crime/mystery detective), and The Downfall and Rise of Steven Leroy Zienner (drama/suspense). Born in Akron, Ohio, the author currently lives in the San Francisco Bay Area. Publisher's website: http://sbpra.com/JerryDampier