Five bizarre tales designed to disturb and delight lovingly illustrated in one collection. UNDERBITE - a narcissistic vampire has an encounter with a world-weary descendant of Van Helsing who tells him to check his privilege. A SENSELESS EATING MACHINE - at an aquarium amusement park a harmless animatronic shark has downloaded a new program, kill. NEVAEH - Lissa goes to work at a drive-thru church and finds her faith tested when she meets Nevaeh, who sets a tragic fate in motion. CERIDWEN'S CAULDRON - The bathtub is deeper than you think. It goes all the way to the end of the world if you have the right ingredients. EVERYONE'S WAITIN' ON THE MAN WITH THE BAG - Dark spirits haunt Christmas, and sometimes they're exactly what we need to save us. All will be told in The Rook Circle.