A is for armpit, which smells when your hot, specially great hairy ones. They smell A LOT.
Hi! Salvatore d'Amato here ¿ call me Sal if you must ¿ and I am not writing a diary! I'm writing the best alphabet ever. An alphabet of Dire and Disgusting Ditties.
I'm up to two letters a week, and I reckon it will take me the rest of term to complete my masterpiece. By then I plan to have achieved my Number One ain in life ¿ to find a girlfriend. After all, I'm already twelve, so I can't afford to wait much longer¿
"Rhymes, sauciness, letters, irony, comedy, comic characters¿ a proper little turn-on for boys. A must-buy book."
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