The Semi-Complete Guide to Sort of Being a Gentleman

Drawing from literally thousands of his countless private journals and personal scribblings, author Sir Gentleman Brock LaBorde, Esquire, this century's self-proclaimed Master of Social Etiquette, painstakingly outlines his complex and erroneous guidelines for the impossible attainment of the ambiguous title of "gentleman."

Impolitely smearing the footsteps left by previous well-respected etiquette gurus, Gentleman Brock pompously dissects all aspects of a modern gentleman's life, including: Knowing when to mutilate yourself The proper way to burp the Pope Inviting yourself to parties Extreme handkerchief maintenance Dispensing needless advice to strangers

"The Semi-Complete Guide to Sort of Being a Gentleman" is valuable for any man who wishes to learn how not to act in his everyday life. It is also valuable because a certain amount of paper, money, paper money, and other resources were used to print and distribute this book.