Just how did London Estate Agent Shaun Valfierno come to seduce the most famous woman in the world? They say there are six degrees of separation and when Shaun drunkenly sets his sights on the beautiful Elisha Cicero, he goes about testing this theory, leaving a trail of misery in his wake. Set at the onset of the credit crunch, a depressed market isn't the only challenge facing Shaun in this satiric anti-romance. With suicidal ex-boyfriends, dominating divas and narcissistic sociopaths, will the ruthless manipulator reach his goal unscathed?