The Smiths of St. George

Mr Smith blew his top and shouted: 'You call me a dirty stinking tramp, how dare you. You are the rudest salesman that I have ever met.'

Then he turn and stormed out of the door. He was angry with the salesman for treating him with such contemp. His wife's words came back to him. 'Damn it, why is it that she is always right, and I am always wrong. I've let Victor down, he wanted a Bedford truck but now he is going to get an Austin.'