After over fifty years of dabbling in many sports, former professional stand-up comic (as Keith Collins), college professor, author, and documentary maker, Keith Pepperell rarely clawed his way in sports above 'So So', and was always 'In the middle of the pack'. However, he got to play with and against some of the world's greatest sportsmen who universally tolerated his lack of ability and liked his thousands of dirty jokes. These are fun tales and sadly all true.