When asked to name the greatest moment of their lives, most people say their ten-year high school reunion, but try telling that to the Kooterville High Class of '96! Even before they can partake in their first drunken Macarena, this group of backward-looking has-beens gets taken hostage by a helicopter full of super-powered troublemakers. A few dozen normal humans must face off against the likes of: • Socialist Super-Agent Dane McVain and his wondrous helicopter, Uppsala. • Super-Powered Super-Models Eva Destruction and Donna Correction • Dr. Arliss Poindexter and his warped creations, the Knockout Mouse and the Wolfian Ducks EXCEPT... somewhere, among the fat, balding masses, lurks their arch nemesis, Drek Manifold.