A bulldozer unearths a young girl's body on a golf course in Scotland but for some reason, Fergus Murray, the top crime officer in Tayside seems unwilling to pursue the case. Fergus contacts Willow Stone, his American cousin and pleads for help. Willow, Pinky's favorite ex-wife, calls in all her chips and convinces Pinky, Bear, Flo, and Ettamae to go to the small Scottish town of Pitlochry to help her cousin find the killer. Along the way the American's come across a forester with a wonky eye-haggis-the occasional bad weather spring day-various Scottish policeman all named McSomething-mutton pie-a near new, sixty-year-old Austin Taxi-a bathroom that could double for a freezer-the nearly indecipherable Scottish accent-many glasses of whiskey and beer-ancient records-a broadsword-and a real Duke Ride with Bear, Flo, and Henry during their final mad dash across Scotland to try to stop the murderer before he kills again inside the hallowed halls of Blair Castle.