Tennis Trivia, Jokes, Quips and Quotes A COLLECTION of hilarious tennis jokes, quips, quotes, one-liners, and stories from pros to beginners, the league player to the weekend warrior, and people that don't even play tennis. This book is sure to suit any tennis player from grass and clay to hard court. It is presented in an easy to read format and design with hundreds of illustrations. There are quotes and observations from some of the best professional tennis players that ever lived, commentators and celebrities alike. All have some serious observations and comments that make you wonder---'what is this person thinking?' The illustrations add, more often, the comical element that leaves the reader with a chuckle and can be enjoyed by people that don't even play tennis. This series of books bring new light to the tennis world and can be enjoyed by all ages from the tennis star wanna-bee's to the tennis retiree's. Includes records and stats for men's, women's and mixed team titles for the US Open.