Humorous stories for parents to read at bedtime. These modern twists on old favorites can be enjoyed by children and adults alike Three Little Pigs Get an Extreme Home Makeover -- Three pigs build houses in Florida. Hurricane Wolf huffs and puffs and blows two houses down. Time to call Ty Piggington of the Sty and Garden Network The Plaid Pipers of Hamelin Elementary --A classroom science experiment gets out of hand and rats take over the school. The principal must find a humane way to drive out the rats because everyone knows PETA is just one letter away from PTA.The Flaxen-Haired Freeloader (Goldilocks) --After breaking and entering, stealing food, and damaging furniture belonging to an upstanding family of bears, Goldilocks is in a lot of trouble.Don't Eat the House (Hansel and Gretel) --If an old blind hermit-hag offers to let little German children eat her house during a famine, there's a really good chance it's a trap.Jack and the Genetically Modified Beanstalk--Jack sells the family cow for some "advanced" hybrid beans.Always a Bad Hair Day (Rapunzel) -- Having long hair is not all it's cracked up to be. Tired of being used as a ladder, Rapunzel escapes from the tower, cuts her hair, and lives life on her own terms.