"Because all you of Earth are idiots " This line, written in perfect iambic pentameter, appears in Ed Wood's masterpiece, "Plan 9 From Outer Space." But as nearly perfect as this historic film is, it's always been missing one thing: the rhythms and cadence of Elizabethan theater. In this new, satirical play, author Ryan Smith remedies that fault, presenting "Plan 9" as you've never seen it: In blank verse. Because somebody had to.