"The Tramp on the Lamp" is a parody of holiday books such as "The Elf on the Shelf." A picture book that tells the tale of Kandi, a selfish vixen who loses everything due to infidelity, who now watches over us in the form of a trampy doll to make sure we don't make the same mistake during the holidays. Includes "tramp-sighting" photos, jokes and real cocktail recipes. ..".As if Dr. Seuss and the 'Elf on the Shelf' had a daughter who became a bimbo. Fans of The Onion or National Lampoon will be pleased. " (AMB Entertainment Magazine.)