A Crusty Curmudgeon and Charter Member of The Society to Put Things Back The Way They Were, bestselling author Cleveland Amory offers the last word on everything that has made a shambles out of modern life.
Servants: I have often wondered where all the good, old-fashioned servants have gone. They must be somewhere, they couldn t have all died.
The Government: The only difference between the Republicans and the Democrats is that the Republicans are socialists and the Democrats are communists.
Women: The day I put Ms. on a letter of mine, it ll be either to someone else s mistress or the Bureau of Msing Persons.
Children: Remember, children are, no matter how much we detest them, the you and me of tomorrow.
Foreign Affairs: Every damn president since I can remember has been so in love with foreign policy that they re just like a schoolboy with a new girl.
Religion: Nowadays Sunday is just one more excuse to do whatever you damn please. "